Sam got a call today from one of our Maritime students to come downstairs and have a pastry.

He went downstairs and was handed an apple turnover, a laptop, and a piece of paper. “I not have good English” he explained, and left.

When Sam came upstairs, he turned on the laptop and read the small handwritten note:

• I have internet in my house. no connected? be cause
• lecteur windows player is a bad (nettoyer!)
• media player not repeat the (chanson) (morceau)
• Google earth is not correct
• you have a movie in children (dessin anime)
• other programme is beautiful. You programme in my ordinateur.

Yeah, we’ll get right on that.